This hilarious novel is a further journey into the mad life of the Webb family!

Now I was brought up in the Sixties when we were all supposed to be having sex but we never had any Sex Ed at all…even in Biology all we did was the reproductive cycle of the rabbit and then the nice lady teacher read an embarrassed list of the sexual differences between human beings and rabbits. We were supposed to learn everything behind the bike sheds so you can imagine just how wrong most of us got it!

The most salient fact still comes from towards the end of the last century when sex education was banned from schools in Wales…the teenage pregnancy rate went through the roof, in fact it became the highest in Europe!

So, the chances are you will have been receiving Sex Ed before you had your first real bike so you should know all about it? Yes? I’m the Science teacher who usually ends up teaching Sex Ed and I can tell you they’ve all got it wrong, they are all just as mystified, just as frightened as we were back in the Swinging Sixties!

So, everybody knows that the man puts his penis inside the woman’s vagina and ejaculates and that will cause a baby to grow, yes, they do all know that. But how does he do that? What does she do? How do they prevent her becoming pregnant? Does doing it standing up prevent pregnancy? Does she have to have an orgasm to become pregnant?

Two friends of mine during the age of free love, the Sixties, on their honeymoon sat on the bed all night long crying they were so scared. They later on had two daughters so I guess it all worked out in the end.

This book is intended to take all that worry away, to explain everything from achieving your first real kiss to your first orgasm.